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Blog Novel

This is the section that I will write my story, so far only called ‘Blog Novel’. It will be in order, but as I write it it will be posted. I will post a couple of paragraphs each time, though there will be chapters.

Poke. Poke poke. Poke poke poke.
“Will you stop that?” Tom complained; he didn’t appreciate being poked.
“Why? It’s fun.” Kath pointed out, poking him once more for good measure.
“Ugh, Kath, you’re so selfish. Can’t you think about someone else for once?” Tom sighed, opening his book a little further and flipping the page over.
“I do, about how much it will annoy them. It’s on a scale of 1 to 10 and everything.” Kath said calmly.
“That’s not what I meant!” Tom shouted, standing up from his chair and slamming his book down.
“I know that’s not what you meant.” Kath said, sipping her carton of orange juice.
“No, Kath! You are just a selfish, vain, self absorbed… person!” he shouted. By now the entire hall was watching and Tom was storming out. It was all in a day’s work for Kath, the most annoying person in school.

Kath had short scruffy black hair which had a long silver streak in it, which everyone laughed at, but Kath didn’t care. She also had show-stopping bright yellow eyes. No one quite knew how that had happened, but no one really thought about it. People were convinced she wore contacts. She also had a mysterious scar on her top lip, like she’d got a snake-bite or something. She had the odd habit of always wearing long sleeved t-shirts, even in the middle of the really hot summers they’d been having. There was a prize in school for the person who could find out what was under her sleeves and give proof. This resulted in people always trying to pull up her sleeves, which usually ended up in Kath pinning someone to the ground…

A fine example of this happened just a moment after Tom stormed out. Kenny, who was always trying to get the prize, snuck up behind Kath and yanked her sleeves. Usually this would reveal one’s arms, but instead Kath’s arms shot up and grabbed Kenny by the neck. A moment later she had him on the floor, her foot on his chest and hands still around his neck.
“Okay, okay, relax!” Kenny protested and Kath got off him. This wasn’t anything new; the same thing had happened a couple of times before. Kath got off the top of him and smoothed down her clothes.
“How many times this week is it?” Kenny got up and asked, grinning.
“I’m not sure, Kenny. Ask Tom.” Kath said, retreating to her chair and getting on with her lunch.
“Another few weeks and I should have got ten out this year…” Kath thought. Kath often was the only reason kids moved schools; they just couldn’t cope with it anymore. The flow of new kids was very slow these days, but somehow all the places lost were eventually filled again.

It was only a moment after Kenny had left to find Tom that a new kid burst in. He was flustered, breathing heavily and didn’t stop running until he was at the other side of the hall. Kath watched him closely, she needed to know who he was, why he was here and what he was terrified of. The boy scanned the room quickly, spotted Kath and ran at as full pelt as he could manage towards her.
“Are…” he started to ask, but he was far too out of breath “Are you K… Ka… Kath Ingle?” he asked, ducking behind her table as he asked the question.
“Who wants to know?” she asked
“I need your help. You’re good at beating people up, right? Can you beat up that thing?” he asked as the door swung open.

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1. Mimo1099 - November 19th, 2009

hey was that a true story?

timegirl4468 - November 20th, 2009

nope.

2. Mimo1099 - February 10th, 2010

this kinda reminds me of Junie B. Jones

3. Marshall Singletary - June 27th, 2011

Argh! Would you continue it? PLEASE?????? With a cola on the side?

Timegirl - June 27th, 2011

I’ll see if I can get into it, though I do have, what, two important projects going at the moment (neither of which I’m having any luck for.) I did enjoy this storyline, though. It’s funny.

bigbobfilms - June 28th, 2011

Yeah, I understand that (This is me Marshall, my blog started OFF to be a website for my youtube channel, but now its just my blog that has my youtube username on it.) theirs several storylines I wish I could continue, but sometimes I just can’t… Oh, set my mind to that story? Something.

Mimo1099 - January 7th, 2012

Here is your cola. Would you like fries with that? 😀

4. CPA Deputy Debob1 - November 2nd, 2011

that story is as weird as the blog itself


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